I caught up on the Office this morning. This first quote is hilarious to me:
| Ryan: | Did you see Saw? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Of course I see-saw. Moses and I see-saw all the time. |
| Ryan: | No, uh, the movie. Did you see, the movie Saw. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh. Yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a see-saw. |
| Michael Scott: | No!!! I can't keep it a secret any longer! Jim's stepping down as salesman I am going to be the sole manager once again. |
| Oscar: | Pssh, I should step into sales myself. |
| Michael Scott: | Why, is there an untapped gay market? |
| Oscar: | Sabre, has no caps on commissions. You can make a lot more money in sales. |
| Michael Scott: | Where did you get that information? |
| Oscar: | Manual. |
| Michael Scott: | Manuel who |
Kelly: | I guess Andy likes me. I never thought of him in that way. But, I guess in most romantic comedies the guy you're supposed to be with is never the one you never thought of in that way. You might of even thought he was annoying or possibly homosexual. |
| Andy: | These sure are pretty dogs. |
| Jo Bennett: | [chuckles] They love a good crotch. |
| Andy: | They sure do. |
| Jo Bennett: | You should take that as a compliment. |
| Andy: | Oh I do! |
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| Jo Bennett: | Do you always stay seated when a lady enters the room? |
| Dwight Schrute: | I am treating you the same as a man for whom I would also not stand. Unless it was the president. Or Judge Judy. |
| Jo Bennett: | I like that. |
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