Sunday, October 25, 2009

the Office

Michael Scott:What topics, can you use for small talk?
Andy:Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews--
Michael Scott:Yes, what else?
Creed:Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.
Michael Scott:No.
Meredith:The weekend.
Michael Scott:Yeah! That's good! Come on up, Meredith. Come up
here. Let's do a little something. [Meredith gets to
the front]
So Meredith and I just started
conversing, and I will say, "so Meredith,
how was your weekend?
What did you do?"
Meredith:Well I caught my son taking a dump
on the upper-part of the toilet...
he calls it an "upper decker."

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